officialunitedstates:

me at the club picking up girls:  hey how are you doing.  I would ask for your number but I already know it.  you’re #1.  I’ll call you later

(via totallyunproductive)

fibug:

don’t ever give me games with customization options that you can’t change later because i will never make up my fucking mind

(via saladgoesmoo)

petergatsbygreen:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

GROW DINOSAURS

We literally have an entire trilogy of movies that explain why that is a bad idea.

(Source: yfox, via totallyunproductive)

"I miss you, but whatever."

(via ohlovequotes)

renjin-chan:

you can tell this is a high ranking bun, because he is wearing a crown that is also a bun

renjin-chan:

you can tell this is a high ranking bun, because he is wearing a crown that is also a bun

(Source: fullmtal, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

aliciaaadani:

asksecularwitch:

manboobmaiden:

acatnamedhercules:

WHAT ARE YOU

japanese dwarf flying squirrel

INSTEAD HERE’S A CUTE THING.

this is me

(Source: wonderous-world, via heyfunniest)

unclefather:

j6:

Corn on a dog

Call that corndog

unclefather:

j6:

Corn on a dog

Call that corndog

(Source: spooky45mseeking18mwithburgers, via saladgoesmoo)

punkrockluna:

The pride in his eyes in that last cap

(Source: heyyyybrother, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)